eep will break down
or something。 But I really； really want to go； so I need a plan B。 Help！
？*Struck
A：
Dear *Struck；
The word is they？re watching the guest list pretty closely。 So hopefully your man isn？t
bluffing？or you？re going to be stuck watching the limos arrive like just another moner。 Sorry！
？GG
Q：
Dear GG；
I was just in Amsterdam with my family and managed to sneak away to check out the real sights。
After smoking some hash in a coffee shop； I swear I saw that girl J dancing in a window in the red
light district。 Now I wish I？d asked for a lap dance。 Tell me it was her！
？Despr8
A：
Dear Despr8；
Sorry。 Her parents might be alternative； but I？m afraid our J isn？t。 She？s off studying fine art and
maybe the fine art of fine boys； but lap dancing in the red light district and skeezy tourists are not
part of the curriculum。
？GG
perfect your party small talk
A handy refresher course for all my fellow revelers。 Enjoy！
1） You？re cornered by a lecherous； badly dressed aspiring director who wants you to e back
to his place for a private audition。 Your response：
a） Dream on； perv。
b） Why go to your place？ Grab your video phone and meet me in the bathroom！
c） I？d be happy to； Mr。 Mogul。
2） While in the bathroom line； a portly； producer…type…fellow asks what you thought of his movie。
Your